by Fred the Fundamentalist
Travis keeps talking about coming back to this blog. I say, Stay away. We don’t need your heresy.
I’ve been quietly planning a takeover of this blog in his absence…apparently too quietly, as I haven’t acted quickly enough. We don’t need more webspace taken up by mamby-pamby, libertarian-loving, catholic-friendly, baby-baptizing, liturgical church-killers.
Forget Fred on Friday. Fred on every day, as far as I’m concerned. Unless, of course, Travis stops me … he’s a power-hungry bastard, because he won’t let me be a moderator, and he has moderator powers.
{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }
Mike 08.01.08 at 12:02 pm
You almost had me Travis, but I know Fred would never use such vile language. You can’t sully the name of our favorite fundamentalist.
Travis Prinzi 08.01.08 at 12:14 pm
I asked Fred about that, and he said that since “bastard” is in the KJV, it can’t be a bad word. He says the same thing about “piss.”
Travis Prinzi 08.03.08 at 10:13 pm
Wow. My own comment got held for moderation. Just found it.
lonelypilgrim 08.05.08 at 9:00 pm
I think Fred is just a dumb ass.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20peter%202:16;&version=9;
Black Angus 08.05.08 at 11:09 pm
I’ve been sneaking back here knowing Travis was away, hoping you’d take over Fred! With you being so quiet lately I have found my moral compass quite adrift. Some back and put us on the straight and narrow! And I mean narrow.
And thanks commenters for freeing up my vocabulary. Since those words are in the KJV Jesus must have used them so I can too.
I feel like a kid who’s just found poo, bum and wee in the dictionary. All bets are off!
Now to find me a wall…