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Fred’s Favorite Preacher

February 24th, 2008 · 6 Comments · Adventures of Fred the Fundamentalist

Fred was unable to post last Friday, because he spent the entire day trying to track down his new favorite preacher.

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  • 1 Sean // Feb 24, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    [Sean rips out all the toilets in his house and installs urinals to avoid any temptation at all to pee while sitting down.]

  • 2 Black Angus // Feb 25, 2008 at 12:25 am

    As a preacher myself I am humbled by his exegetical brilliance, his bravery and his thoughtful application of Scripture. He is now my favourite preacher too. So many nuggets to glean! Like a urinal full of golden trough lollies…

  • 3 korg20000bc // Feb 25, 2008 at 5:49 am

    Now we know what’s wrong with America. Thanks for the enlightenment.

    Not only will I stand up to pee now, I’ll spin around like a helicopter and get all four walls.

  • 4 chris holdridge // Feb 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Ahhh…so those contractors who were pissing on my garage…now I get it! They don’t speak the King’s English…or any English, actually; but they must get it!

    Every time I’m faced with the sit/stand choice…I’ll be encouraged by this fine preacher to do what is right in the eyes of the Lord.

  • 5 Margaret // Mar 2, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Well now that I know that my husband and sons are godly men…can you tell me what the Bible has to say about leaving the seat down or up?

  • 6 Fred on Friday: Peeing the Bed // Mar 7, 2008 at 1:03 am

    […] learned recently that the editors of the NIV pee sitting down. My guess is Eugene Peterson started peeing sitting down long, long ago. But The Message goes far […]

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