The official memo from heaven has finally come down, folks; James Dobson has endorsed Mike Huckabee. I don’t know what took him so long to endorse the guy who is clearly God’s candidate, but better late than never, I suppose.
Clearly the hand of God has moved and eliminated that cult-leader Mitt Romney. Besides, one of the commenters here even said that Mormons eat children. I bet that’s true.
Look, my friends - it’s very clear. The only thing we can trust McCain to do that God wants is to drop the bomb on Iran within an hour after his inauguration. But we definitely can’t trust him on important issues like prayer in schools, teaching 6-day creationism, and destroying Hollywood. Vote for the only guy who will replace the constitution with the Bible: Mike Huckabee.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Gaines // Feb 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Fred, why didn’t you post this BEFORE Super Tuesday? I’ve already voted for a non-God candidate! What should I do?
2 lonelypilgrim // Feb 8, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I thought it was the Jews who ate children. No wait, they just use the blood of Christian children in making the unleavened bread for passover, or Palestinian children if you are in Israel.
3 Joel Celso // Feb 22, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I heart huckabee
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